Mr. "I am European and therefore allergic to Fun" informed us that the Swiss are a fairly serious group of people who dislike noise and even have numerous violations for those who like to make it. As the back-to-back loser of Church Mouse (kindergarten/first grade/high school edition), I fear I will soon be on the Swiss' silent radar. Crap deux.
So there you have it---a walking personality clash born without a library voice.And just when I thought I'd stomached all my broken heart could handle, our trainer went and insulted fried food. "You Americans fry everyzing. You even fry zee chicken. Why would you fry zee chicken?" Um, hold the phone Jacque. On behalf of myself and the good Colonel Sanders, why zee hell wouldn't you?!?
So now the three essential components of my existence (noise, comedy, and KFC) are on the not-to-do list. If they hate smiling babies, I'm screwed.